Bug Blonsky and His Swamp Scout Survival Guide

In this uproarious early chapter book, Bug Blonsky returns for a weekend Swamp Scout adventure at Camp Win-Kee-Noo. Bug, who excels at being wiggly and armpit farting, struggles with official camp rules and earning standard merit patches. His true goal is to earn the Curious Creature patch by spotting Bigfoot, much to the skepticism of his know-it-all peer, Abner. Bug decides to write his own "unofficial" Swamp Scout Survival Guide, filled with his unique brand of mischief and unexpected discoveries. This fast-paced, funny, and irreverent story is perfect for readers aged 6-9 who enjoy humor and adventure, offering a lighthearted look at individuality and finding your own way.

Bug Blonsky is back, making mischief at camp, tracking Bigfoot, and entertaining readers with another madcap list: his “unofficial” Swamp Scout Survival guide. In an uproarious follow-up to Bug Blonsky and His Very Long List of Dont's, Bug takes early chapter book readers along on a weekend Swamp Scout trip. At Camp Win-Kee-Noo, you can earn merit patches for “paying attention” and “following directions,” but not for any of the things Bug excels at—stuff like armpit farting and being wiggly. As a True Bigfoot Believer, the only patch Bugs wants on his Swamp Scout vest is the Curious Creature patch for spotting an odd or uncommon animal. Know-it-all Abner insists that if Bigfoot were real, he would be listed in the “Terrible Things to Avoid” section of their official Swamp Scout survival guide. Leave it to Bug to write his own guide, jam-packed with tips and tricks for making the most (mischief) out of camp . . . plus a few startling discoveries. Funny, irreverent, fast-paced, and packed with comic illustrations, Bug’s second outing will keep young readers in stiches (and possibly out of poison ivy).