We Regret to Inform You

This humorous chapter book follows Mischa Abramavicius, a high-achieving high school senior whose meticulously planned future crumbles when she receives rejection letters from all her college applications. Devastated and bewildered, Mischa refuses to accept this outcome and, with the help of friends, delves into the world of hacking and investigation to uncover the truth behind her unexpected rejections. The story explores themes of identity, self-worth beyond academic achievement, the pressures of college admissions, and the importance of friendship. It's a fast-paced, engaging read for middle schoolers and early high schoolers navigating similar anxieties or simply enjoying a good mystery with a comedic twist.

Mischa Abramavicius is a walking, talking, top-scoring, perfectly well-rounded college application in human form. So when she s rejected not only by the Ivies, but her loathsome safety school, she is shocked and devastated.