
Reach for this book when your child feels overwhelmed by the pressure to be 'special' or 'extraordinary' and just wants to be themselves. It is a perfect antidote for the high-achieving child who is burnt out or the reluctant student who feels like they do not fit the traditional mold of success. Dominic Barker delivers a hilarious subversion of the classic hero's journey that validates a child's right to their own identity and pace. Blart is a smelly, unheroic pig-boy who is told he is the only one who can save the world from an ancient evil. He really does not want to. As he is dragged along on a quest with a wizard, a princess, and a knight, the story explores themes of independence and the humor found in resisting forced expectations. It is a lighthearted, witty read for ages 9 to 13 that celebrates the person who dares to stay ordinary in a world obsessed with greatness.
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Sign in to write a reviewThe book deals with themes of destiny and world-ending stakes in a purely metaphorical and satirical way. There is some fantasy violence and the threat of an evil deity, but the tone remains secular and comedic. The resolution is hopeful but maintains the book's cynical wit.
A middle-schooler who loves Monty Python or Shrek. Specifically, the child who feels like an outsider in 'gifted and talented' circles or who constantly questions authority and 'the rules' of storytelling.
Read cold. The humor is irreverent and there is some 'gross-out' comedy (smells, bodily functions) that is standard for the age group. A parent might choose this after hearing their child say, 'Why do I have to be the best at everything?' or seeing them recoil from high-pressure extracurricular activities.
Younger readers (9-10) will enjoy the slapstick and the reversal of the 'chosen one' trope. Older readers (11-13) will appreciate the sophisticated satire of the fantasy genre itself.
Most fantasy books for this age group focus on a child discovering they are special and embracing it. Blart is unique because he is told he is special and thinks it is a terrible inconvenience.
Blart is a simple boy living on a pig farm who is informed by the wizard Capsize that he is the prophesied savior of the world. Unlike every other fantasy hero, Blart is lazy, grumpy, and entirely uninterested in adventure. He is eventually forced into a quest to stop the evil Zoltab, accompanied by a cast of archetypal characters who find Blart's lack of ambition infuriating. The story follows their journey across a classic high-fantasy landscape, satirizing every trope along the way.
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