Don't Read This Book, Whatever You Do!

Reach for this book when your child is feeling the weight of the school week or struggling with the 'Sunday Scaries.' It is a perfect antidote for a student who takes school very seriously and needs a reminder that the classroom can be a place of laughter and shared humanity. Through a series of witty, relatable poems, Kali Dakos captures the essence of elementary school life, from the mystery of cafeteria food to the high-stakes drama of the playground. These poems touch on common emotional triggers like embarrassment, the anxiety of a substitute teacher, and the quiet moments of loneliness that occur in a busy hallway. Written by a former teacher, the book validates a child's feelings while using humor to make those big school-day problems feel manageable. It is an ideal bridge for children ages 6 to 10 to talk about their day without it feeling like an interrogation.