
Reach for this book when your older child is expressing frustration, jealousy, or the feeling that a new baby has taken over the household. It is a perfect choice for the child who is currently 'anti-baby' and needs to know that their grumpy feelings are a normal part of adjusting to a growing family. Through humorous rhyming verse, a young boy imagines how much better life would be if his baby brother were a dog. A dog would fetch, play, and live in a kennel, unlike this noisy baby who gets all the attention and can't even play catch. By leaning into the absurdity of the comparison, the book provides a safe, funny outlet for big sibling resentment without being preachy or overly sentimental. It validates a child's internal struggle while gently reminding them of the unique bond they share with their human sibling.
The book deals with sibling rivalry and feelings of displacement. The approach is secular and highly realistic in its depiction of a child's frustration. The resolution is hopeful but grounded: it doesn't promise the baby will suddenly become a perfect playmate, but rather highlights a moment of shared affection.
Your experience helps other parents find the right book.
Sign in to write a reviewA 4 to 6 year old who has recently transitioned from being an only child to an older sibling and is struggling with the 'boring' reality of a newborn who takes up all of Mom and Dad's time.
No specific previewing is required. The book can be read cold, and the rhyming scheme makes it an easy, engaging read-aloud. This is the book to grab when a child says, 'I wish we could send the baby back,' or 'I don't like him.' It helps parents laugh along with the difficulty rather than scolding the child for their honesty.
Preschoolers will enjoy the literal humor of a baby acting like a dog (or vice versa). Older children (ages 6-7) will better appreciate the irony and the underlying emotional honesty of feeling 'replaced.'
Unlike many 'new baby' books that focus on how the older sibling can 'help' or how 'cute' the baby is, this book gives the child permission to be annoyed. It uses humor as a bridge to empathy rather than lecturing.
The story follows a young boy who is clearly fed up with the limitations of his infant brother. Through a series of imaginative and rhyming comparisons, he lists all the ways a dog would be a superior companion: dogs don't cry all night, they don't need diapers, and they are always ready for an adventure. The narrative captures the domestic chaos of life with a newborn from a child's perspective, concluding with a small, realistic moment of sibling connection that doesn't feel forced.
This overview was generated by AI based on the book's content and reviews, and may not capture every nuance.