What You Shouldn't Do at School

This picture book is a pure delight, offering a series of exaggerated, rhyming scenarios of what children shouldn't do at school. From the memorable "Don't do a headstand on a chair. Or ride on the back of a grizzly bear," the book leans heavily into absurdist humor to entertain. It doesn't tackle sensitive topics directly; instead, it uses humor as a gentle, indirect way to explore the concept of rules and appropriate behavior by showcasing the exact opposite in the most outlandish ways possible. The emotional arc is consistently lighthearted and joyful, designed solely to elicit giggles and smiles. This book is specifically for children aged 3-7 who appreciate silly rhymes and fantastical situations. It's perfect for a child who needs a mood boost, enjoys imaginative play, or for parents looking to introduce the idea of school rules without being preachy. A parent might reach for this book when their child is starting school and they want to lighten any anxieties, or simply for a fun, engaging read-aloud at bedtime or during the day. No specific parent preparation is needed; the humor is straightforward and universally understood. Younger children (3-5) will be captivated by the vivid illustrations and the sheer absurdity of the actions, while older children (6-7) might also appreciate the cleverness of the rhymes and the contrast between the book's silliness and real-world expectations. What makes this book different from other "school rules" books is its complete commitment to humor and exaggeration, making it an entertaining read rather than a didactic one. It encourages children to think about rules by presenting their comical antithesis, fostering imagination and laughter.